They say
"We Love It Here "……These words sounded to me more of sarcasm by Dr House rather than cheerful ones @ Such Slice of lyf where I am tagged "Grown UP" by every single living being on this very planet, but actual reality lies deep within…..
The experience started with an early morning sun rise.....and the formal kid standing @ CMR-IT....Honestly speaking The Place is NO less than Heaven ;)
Waiting 4 the Volvo @ CMR-IT is always heart soothing or in guys codebook it’s "Eyes Soothing” for the obvious reason that doesn’t requires any explanations
Anyways, after a few seconds of relaxation.....entering the heavily loaded Volvo reminds u only one advertisement in the whole bunch of TV Crap...............
And that is
Aamir khan yelling out loud...."INCREDIBLE INDIA"....Yes Aamir I totally go with u on this one...It is...."INCREDIBLE INDIA"
Our Volvo actually won the slow cycle race towards our way 2 Schneider. After winning world war 3 i finally landed in front of HR Room praying for only thing ...... :P
A DESCENT warm welcome elevated my doomed spirits again and after 1 hour session by HR they doomed again. When the process being imprinted into my head I tried to take a nap … but that dint go so well. Frankly, Cafeteria saved me. The amount of caffeine is unlimited.
“Die as early as you want, u control your life”.
HR tried to make the session as serious as it can go...or say they tried at least. But u know "Hum toh dabaang type ke insaan hain"
After minutes of meeting.....I heard “NITIN----Oracle Dev Team"....I was literally startled by the sudden shriek, but One of the HR's came to my rescue with following words in her pleasant voice........"Congrats, it’s a good team to start with". I felt Relaxed and till date I m trying to figure out the reason behind me being relaxed in seconds...."Here words or her voice"
Anyways @ the end of the session those words flashed again on the screen
"We Love it here". We all looked @ each other totally confused
Actually I was Quiet happy with the system explained especially the LMS part of it, and was glad 2 meet other considered 2 be "grown ups"
,..."POOR CHAPS"..
U know,
What really cheers u up early morning @ Schneider......Two words
"Aur, Kaisa chal rha hain" a.k.a Shankha
and "Verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy Gud Mornin" a.k.a Roopa
Ohh I forgot to mention ...the first one comes to u with a friendly arm over your shoulder :)
The days passed and I found myself figuring out the shortest distance between my Cube to the Cafeteria through a huge maze of cubicles guarded by big Shots.
Though I never succeeded, but realized working here is not at all bad. Actually Oracle sitting next 2 me made it that simple.
Few More days of pendulum ride and I started liking the system…..or u can say that I became the part of the system.
Mornings became exiting....Though CMR-IT plays a big role in that....but it is fun coming to Schneider and searching for mails in Stone Age Lotus Notes with the help of a flashlight..
Now I am used 2 few sounds lyk...
1. Boss, What’s the issue
2. Any updates on that Kaba issue
3. I am assigning u a new issue
It looks like that "My Lyf is a issue in itself”, but I forget all of these after 2 shots @ team dinner....again all thanks 2 Oracle.
All myths bout HR and Tl were proved wrong at least here.....
(In case, The HR’s are reading – Hello, How you doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng?)
One good thing that happens to us ......Is leaving early on Fridays and a bunch of idiots who can go crazy on booze and party like hell.
My life, my pride … I couldn’t call for a less of a debate. Bangalore is a wonderful place – Whitefield, the worst of it
Finally the Kids Grown UP
And I proudly say "We Love It Here"
